stop being cute you live far away
- Me: *Doesn't party*
- Me: *Doesn't drink*
- Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
- Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
- Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
- Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
I need this on my blog again.
THE BABY TARZAN ONE, THOUGH.
THERE ARE MORE
Oh my fucking lord
Ugh…can’t sleep can’t sleep can’t sleep, and your not here to talk to me which makes things worse…